Nothing to exciting happened today. Just an average lame Tuesday HOWEVER when I was finished blogging you guys last nite guess who the fuck called me and asked me if we were still on for Sunday nite???? You guessed it!!! B.M!!!! Big Baller Four Dollar Man. You have got to be kidding me right? Then he had the nerve to tell me that he doesn't remember anything after the club. LOL.....shit if I stuck my tongue in someone's ass and then fucked them horribly I would use being "too drunk to remember shit" as an excuse too. Wow. Plus, he also said
"H.A(B.M's female roomate) will be home this time." Yea right. Play me a fool once shame on you but twice shame on me. What a lame.
Early this morning round 1:30ish B.P(main man) text me and asked me if I was mad at him. I told you he would kiss my ass...............but he didn't. LOL Well not exactly. He made the first move with the text which I reply too. What a nasty reply that was, I must say. But then he did call me first. We argued all day only to end up cuddling on his couch later on. Ah, what can I say!?!
Sorry so short tonite guys. On slow days like this I really want to give you some flashbacks. True stories so that you can get a better understanding about me and feel closer like you have known me for years BUT not tonite. I am tired and a chick like me has to work in the morning. So if tomorrow promises to be another lame day I promise to bring the juice.
Nite!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
WTF
Out of no where B.P starts accusing me of cheating today? Where on earth did he get that idea? I have no damn clue. But as far as I am concerned. I am not guilty of shit. So I tell him he's tripping and I would never cheat. All the shit men like to hear. He said that because I have a vacation to Mexico planned that I am up to something cause he is just now hearing about it. Now me and B.P haven't been doing well and during one of the those break ups I did indeed plan a trip..........with my family tho. So in my eyes this fool is tripping. He says that last minute shit is suspecious. Okay now check out how the end of today went. Remember he quit his job.......I still work. I talked to him several times today while he got this I'm cheating thing off his chest. Whatever. Eight something tonite he calls me and tells me that he has a "job" that he has to do. Ahhhhhhhhh excuse me..............thats a little last minute don't you think. B.P tells me that he knew about it all day but "FORGOT" to tell me. Oh mother fucker you forgot to tell me!! See I enjoy going with him when he does these "jobs" that he does on the side. And he knows I wanted to go. He waited to the last minute to tell me cause he knew by eight I was getting ready to go to bed for work the next morning. Bastard. I flip out. I'm like you've being on my ass all day about a family trip I'm taking in 3 damn weeks and you fucking forgot to tell me that you had to go do a "job" in 3 hours. Man please. I swear I don't know what is up with you fellows out there but trust me when I say WE WOMEN ARE NOT FUCKING STUPID! He tells me that I have ruined his nite and his "job" isn't going to be as successful because I can't stop bitching for one second.
Go kill yourself. Whatever.
Why not get rid of B.P completely you may ask? I'm comfortable. I don't want to take the time to meet someone knew. Know their likes and dislikes. I know B.P is a dickhead. Theres things about him I'm more willing to tolerate than if it were the next man. Anyway, he'll be kissing my ass tomorrow as usual. You men think that you can do shit and its okay but women can do the same shit and its a problem. Ah, please.
Go kill yourself. Whatever.
Why not get rid of B.P completely you may ask? I'm comfortable. I don't want to take the time to meet someone knew. Know their likes and dislikes. I know B.P is a dickhead. Theres things about him I'm more willing to tolerate than if it were the next man. Anyway, he'll be kissing my ass tomorrow as usual. You men think that you can do shit and its okay but women can do the same shit and its a problem. Ah, please.
Oh Boy
Okay lets begin.
H.A is B.M's roomate that just so happens to be a very attractive female that works with us at the Whore House.
The proposition was that B.M and H.A wanted me to come back to their place do a little dance and then she wanted to watch me and B.M fuck. She would join in every now and again to get her taste on. Remember, I am all for having sex with a female at this point BUT a bitch is tired as hell and I know that B.P (main man) will probably be at my house Friday fucking me. If there was going to be some extreme fucking between B.M and H.A then B.P would know that my pussy feels a little beat up. Feel me. So I tell B.M that I can't do it tonite how about Sunday. He accepts the raincheck and we move on.
Friday I got my sleep on!!! WHAT! I was tired as hell. A week of working 2 jobs can take a toll on a chick like me. As I'm getting my snooze on B.P calls me to tell me that he quit his job at the plant and wanted me to come thru and spend the rest of the day with him before returing to my place. SHITTTTTTTTTTT!! Are you serious? I am tired as fuck and you distrubing me with this shit. But its okay cause after my long week a little TLC would be kind of nice. We went out and watched some movies ate a little bit. You know did normal shit normal couples do. I remind you that we are so far from normal its scary. But boy did we get our fuck on. See for those of you who don't know shit about sex let me tell you something. No matter how fucked up shit may be between you and someone else if there are ANY type of feelings for each other sex is just fucking better. Point blank. B.P doesn't have a king kong dick like C.T(dick giver) does BUT because of the emotional attachment that shit is pretty damn good.
Woke up the next day after a fantastic nite feeling pretty damn good about me and B.P. Of course when shit goes good something always fucks it up. B.P's phone rings......I know that ringtone........babymama!!!!!!!! He doesn't answer his phone. I'm like whoooooooa buddy your not going to answer that. He said no. *screeeeeeech* Pump your brakes. Okay feel me on this.....the mother of your child is calling you and you have no clue what may be up with the phone call but your not going to answer. See my mind is like a playground for drama. One little itty bitty thing will get my gears going and then from there is on. BAM automatically I'm like he isn't answering his phone in front of me is he still fucking that bitch. I try to play it off like I'm cool but I can't hide shit.
*past moment* I never actually told B.P (main man) that I thought he cheated in the beginning. He thought this whole time that I believed his story over the other chicks. YEA RIGHT! Do I look dumb? *end of moment*
I sat him down and told him that yes I do think he slept with old girl and its because of that situation that has me feeling like I can't trust him. You know how you men get............turn on the sweet voice........tell me all the things I want to hear. That I give him NO reason to cheat. He has everything he needs right here with me....blah blah blah. Now maybe just maybe.....he's telling the truth. Maybe after how the last shit went down he learned his lesson and found that the grass isn't greener. Maybe not. Either way we talked and by the time he went home we were cool.
Now that night I was suppose to go to work at the Whore House but I finally decided that manual labor isn't for me. I quit and went to bed. LOL
Woke up the next morning went to work at my first job. I hate that shit. I hate working period. I want to be like Paris Hilton when I grow up. LOL Paris and I are about the same age no more wanted to be someone else. This is what you get right here right now with me. When I got off I'm once again tired so I take me a nap. Knock Knock at my door.......who is it??? No body but good ol T.S (best male friend)
T.S wants to come over and borrow some cooking supplies so he can cook for a lady friend he had coming over later. T.S is my best friend ever! You would never know that we used to be a couple years ago.
T.S chills for a while as I am napping and my phone rings. Its B.M asking me if I wanted to redeem my raincheck.
O boy its about to go down. B.M says that H.A is working but will get off later and she still wants everything to go down. I was like I'm cool but in mean time while we wait for her what shall we do? This fool here gets the idea of lets go get some eats then hit up a club.
Hahahahahahahaha. So we are at this place getting our drink on and this fool here ends up getting a little too drunk to early but still wants to go to a club. On the way to the club he came up with plan that I will start dancing, he throw some money, then some other guys will come behind him and throw some money too. What a dumb ass idea. But whatever. So we go to the club its still early but we are in the place to be. I start dancing getting my little shake on when B.M drunk ass decides he wants to go the middle of the dance floor in front of everybody and do his little Snoop Dogg 2 step dance. It is so obvious that dude is NOT from here cause everyone starts laughing at him. This fool says "Fuck you I will make it rain in this bitch," and throws out $4 on the dance floor. LOL!! Four Fucking Dollars!! Unless your in a third world country throwing out $4 ain't shit. He didn't make it rain he made it spit. LOL Then my embarrassed ass has to walk out with this fool. Ahhhhhhhh man hopefully old girl will be at his house by the time we get there. To my disappointment she wasn't. So I went ahead and TRIED to give this drunk fool some pussy. Dick was nice size but his performance was lacking! Maybe cause he was drunk. I don't know. We will never know again. I am begining to think that he was lying about H.A(female roomate) wanting to have sex with me. He just wanted to get me. My curiousity got the best of me. As many times as me and H.A worked together I never got the feeling she wanted to get with me and she never made no mention of it to me. It was all done thru B.M which again leads me to believe that he was lying. O well. Another notch under my belt. Nothing gained nothing lost. He was so wack that it shouldnt even count as a notch, more like a pin hole in my belt.
Wednesday was a typical day at my first job. But I decided to go pay L.F a visit at The Facility to see how he's doing and to stare at him at work. Called his celly twice no answer. Called his job asked for him and his homeboy picks up. I start chopping it up with his homie and he was telling me that L.F was having a bad day and him seeing me might make it better. Plus, L.F hasn't had anything to eat all day it would be a good idea for me to bring him some food. No problem. I can do that. But when I get there he is in a meeting with a co-worker that I don't like. I think she has a crush on L.F and from my stand point, little dick or not thats mine. So I'm standing there with food for L.F and he had no idea I was coming. Do you guys think he excused himself from that meeting to come tell me that he may be a moment do I mind waiting or something?? Hell naw. That bastard just sat there with his little dick and looked at me like I was some regular person. I sat down and waited thinking he will remember his manners and come say thank you or something. UGH nothing. I finally got my pretty ass up and walked out of there like I was going to go outside and slice every tire on his pretty little Benz. I was hot. But you know his loss. Good luck finding another chick willing to put up with a tampon sized dick.
I knew he would call me. It was just a matter of time. You know he had the nerve to tell me I was wrong for thinking he would interupt his meeting for ME!! Oh hell no!!!! I went off. Told him he doesn't pay me the attention I deserve and I don't need that shit and that mother fucker owes me $20!!
H.A is B.M's roomate that just so happens to be a very attractive female that works with us at the Whore House.
The proposition was that B.M and H.A wanted me to come back to their place do a little dance and then she wanted to watch me and B.M fuck. She would join in every now and again to get her taste on. Remember, I am all for having sex with a female at this point BUT a bitch is tired as hell and I know that B.P (main man) will probably be at my house Friday fucking me. If there was going to be some extreme fucking between B.M and H.A then B.P would know that my pussy feels a little beat up. Feel me. So I tell B.M that I can't do it tonite how about Sunday. He accepts the raincheck and we move on.
Friday I got my sleep on!!! WHAT! I was tired as hell. A week of working 2 jobs can take a toll on a chick like me. As I'm getting my snooze on B.P calls me to tell me that he quit his job at the plant and wanted me to come thru and spend the rest of the day with him before returing to my place. SHITTTTTTTTTTT!! Are you serious? I am tired as fuck and you distrubing me with this shit. But its okay cause after my long week a little TLC would be kind of nice. We went out and watched some movies ate a little bit. You know did normal shit normal couples do. I remind you that we are so far from normal its scary. But boy did we get our fuck on. See for those of you who don't know shit about sex let me tell you something. No matter how fucked up shit may be between you and someone else if there are ANY type of feelings for each other sex is just fucking better. Point blank. B.P doesn't have a king kong dick like C.T(dick giver) does BUT because of the emotional attachment that shit is pretty damn good.
Woke up the next day after a fantastic nite feeling pretty damn good about me and B.P. Of course when shit goes good something always fucks it up. B.P's phone rings......I know that ringtone........babymama!!!!!!!! He doesn't answer his phone. I'm like whoooooooa buddy your not going to answer that. He said no. *screeeeeeech* Pump your brakes. Okay feel me on this.....the mother of your child is calling you and you have no clue what may be up with the phone call but your not going to answer. See my mind is like a playground for drama. One little itty bitty thing will get my gears going and then from there is on. BAM automatically I'm like he isn't answering his phone in front of me is he still fucking that bitch. I try to play it off like I'm cool but I can't hide shit.
*past moment* I never actually told B.P (main man) that I thought he cheated in the beginning. He thought this whole time that I believed his story over the other chicks. YEA RIGHT! Do I look dumb? *end of moment*
I sat him down and told him that yes I do think he slept with old girl and its because of that situation that has me feeling like I can't trust him. You know how you men get............turn on the sweet voice........tell me all the things I want to hear. That I give him NO reason to cheat. He has everything he needs right here with me....blah blah blah. Now maybe just maybe.....he's telling the truth. Maybe after how the last shit went down he learned his lesson and found that the grass isn't greener. Maybe not. Either way we talked and by the time he went home we were cool.
Now that night I was suppose to go to work at the Whore House but I finally decided that manual labor isn't for me. I quit and went to bed. LOL
Woke up the next morning went to work at my first job. I hate that shit. I hate working period. I want to be like Paris Hilton when I grow up. LOL Paris and I are about the same age no more wanted to be someone else. This is what you get right here right now with me. When I got off I'm once again tired so I take me a nap. Knock Knock at my door.......who is it??? No body but good ol T.S (best male friend)
T.S wants to come over and borrow some cooking supplies so he can cook for a lady friend he had coming over later. T.S is my best friend ever! You would never know that we used to be a couple years ago.
T.S chills for a while as I am napping and my phone rings. Its B.M asking me if I wanted to redeem my raincheck.
O boy its about to go down. B.M says that H.A is working but will get off later and she still wants everything to go down. I was like I'm cool but in mean time while we wait for her what shall we do? This fool here gets the idea of lets go get some eats then hit up a club.
Hahahahahahahaha. So we are at this place getting our drink on and this fool here ends up getting a little too drunk to early but still wants to go to a club. On the way to the club he came up with plan that I will start dancing, he throw some money, then some other guys will come behind him and throw some money too. What a dumb ass idea. But whatever. So we go to the club its still early but we are in the place to be. I start dancing getting my little shake on when B.M drunk ass decides he wants to go the middle of the dance floor in front of everybody and do his little Snoop Dogg 2 step dance. It is so obvious that dude is NOT from here cause everyone starts laughing at him. This fool says "Fuck you I will make it rain in this bitch," and throws out $4 on the dance floor. LOL!! Four Fucking Dollars!! Unless your in a third world country throwing out $4 ain't shit. He didn't make it rain he made it spit. LOL Then my embarrassed ass has to walk out with this fool. Ahhhhhhhh man hopefully old girl will be at his house by the time we get there. To my disappointment she wasn't. So I went ahead and TRIED to give this drunk fool some pussy. Dick was nice size but his performance was lacking! Maybe cause he was drunk. I don't know. We will never know again. I am begining to think that he was lying about H.A(female roomate) wanting to have sex with me. He just wanted to get me. My curiousity got the best of me. As many times as me and H.A worked together I never got the feeling she wanted to get with me and she never made no mention of it to me. It was all done thru B.M which again leads me to believe that he was lying. O well. Another notch under my belt. Nothing gained nothing lost. He was so wack that it shouldnt even count as a notch, more like a pin hole in my belt.
The Intro and The Catch Up
Hello Blog Readers!!! I would like to share with you my daily life. I know your probably saying ..."No, not another one." But my life tends to be rather juicy at times. If it weren't for someone else telling me that my life should be a book this blog wouldn't be here. So lets get right down to The Intro and The Catch Up.
People, events, and places are all real. Names of people and locations will be altered to keep my identity!! My name is Anonymous....lol....and this is my daily story. Now some people will call me names and disagree with my lifestyle and others might relate. Please note that all acts of intimacy involve safe sex. No kids for me and no STD's for me. Always strapped up.
Main players: Temporary Players:
B.P (main man in my life) B.M (co-worker)
N.P (close male friend)
L.F (was a man in my life)
G.C (best female friend)
T.S (best male friend)
C.T (dick giver)
Theres the line up at this point. If there are any changes I will let you guys know. For the first couple blogs I will include whats in parentheses so you can keep up.....after that only new players will be in parentheses.
Lets begin with......
What a fucked up New Years I had. I went back home to try to bring in the New Year with some good dick only to find out that this person I once knew to lay the pipe has now got issues keeping his dick hard!! What a waste of a trip! I live in a happening city and I went home for some bullshit. Its going to be an aweful year! One good thing that came out of Jan was I did some designing work with this guy N.P (close male friend). Now months later we are really cool friends and we still get together and do some designing. The first time we worked together was kinda weird but its all good now.
Around the middle of the month I meet B.P (main man) thru a very known friend. We are 2 completely different people. Opposites attract right........hahaha..........but opposites can also kill each other. During this month I went to see G.C (best female friend) in another country. I don't get to see this bitch that much so while I was there I wanted to have some fun. She had this male friend that was fine as all get out. I said HOOK IT UP. Now I knew that this guy had a girlfriend but I was like she don't know me I don't know her...........BAM I don't care. What goes on in another country stays in another country. Feel me? So on a Friday nite a whole crew of people got completely trashed and you know what happened right? Ol' boy fucked the shit out of me. It was great. No one knew about it though. Not even G.C!! But that will later come out.....
The months before were pretty much me and B.P (main man) getting to know each other, spending time together, fucking like rabbits ect. I got to know his personality. Let me tell you this fool right here is a blast to be with. He's fun as hell and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. I like that. Everything was going great until one day I get a text message from some chick who says that she is dating my man half way across the country. I was like get the fuck out of here. Not another one damn it things were going so fucking good too. Anyway, he say its a lie she say he's a liar.................evidence and the fact that I am a smart ass individual I conclude B.P is lying! But I choose to stay..........why you ask!! Well, since ol girl stays half way across the country they only were able to fuck once in March. Since I met B.P in Feb I felt like March was in the 30 day grace period. So I let it slide but I never forgot.
Still chilling with B.P trying to be a good woman but never forgetting the shit that went down in May I meet a guy at The Facility named L.F (was a guy in my life). L.F has it going on. He's fine as hell and successful. He's on a complete other level than B.P! L.F is on some grown and sexy shit. The problem with L.F he's boring as fuck and wrapped up in his work. Like dude get a life. I figured L.F just needed some pussy in his life to loosen up. But I wasn't really trying to do that cause I'm really feeling the fuck out of B.P and I didn't want to mess things up.
**Other events probably did take place that may or may not be important. Give me a break I can't remember everything**
I swear it just wasn't meant for B.P and me to be together. He's a dickhead. True colors start to show after a certain period. And BOY O BOY this mother fucker is like a damn rainbow. Sweet one minute bitchy the next. Reminds me of a bi-polar bitch that is PMSing. So July wasn't really a good month for B.P and me. And while all our shit is falling apart I am still seeing L.F. Now at this point I hadn't fucked L.F but my other relationship was so bad one nite I figured why not. So let me remind you that this dude is so wrapped up in work that he hasn't had sex in months. Me on the other hand..........I'm like a sex professional. One nite we are at dude's fly ass house and things get pretty hot. I'm running around naked and theres alot of kissing going on. So I'm like strap up lets do this. Would you believe this fool doesn't have any condoms!?
Hot and horny I'm like shit you got some cling wrap??!!! LOL we will wrap your dick up so fast!! Of course he didn't. RAINCHECK!! WTF!! So my year is turning out to be pretty fucked up.
Towards the end of the month L.F and me finally fuck........*shakes my head* wouldn't you know that this dudes dick is small as fuck!!!!!! I have had tampons in me bigger than his dick. I was like all this time you got to be kidding me! What a waste of a man. But now he's loosened up and he has money. I'm always game for dinner and movie, besides, theres always C.T (dick giver)
C.T is that guy that most woman have met that their sex game is so good you can only fuck them once every 3 months or so. If you do it more than that you might get sprung! I know the ladies feel me. So I figured I would keep L.F around cause by this time I found out the guy is pretty funny. His sense of humor makes up for his lacking in the dick department. Chill with L.F movies dinner ect then if I had to have sex with him I would but once I'm out of there I can call C.T. Flawless plan.............except where the fuck is C.T when I need him...........damn.....
Now we are in the right month I hope everyone is some what caught up. I know the recap sucked but I promise the daily life will be more detailed and far more interesting. Take this month for example.
B.P. and I broke up on some fucked up terms. I never thought we would end like that. At the begining of the month I decided to get a second job. I figured that it probably was a good thing that me and B.P broke up cause I won't really have time for him anyway.
My second job was a well known establishment that looked squeaky clean on the outside but once on the inside I found out it wasn't nothing but a whore house with an artifical name. I'm an attractive looking female and I know the only reason this place hired me was cause of my looks. Once I got in there all the guys wanted to fuck me. I'm like man..........I have a radar for people who just want to fuck. I'm at the point where all I care about is money. So fat ugly manager wants to fuck........okay.......we can make that happen but morgage is due. Pay like you weigh.
There was one half way decent guy B.M (co-worker). He seemed pretty cool of course he wanted to fuck but he had something else I wanted that no one else had.
*pause for inside my head moment*
I have never had sex with anyone of the same sex. But the older I got and the more dick I had fucked the more my mind started to wonder about fucking a female. Dick is cool but its greater when feelings are involved. If you're just fucking someone to be fucking someone after a while that shit gets boring. Dick is dick. It will never change. I said that if me and B.P ever broke up I was going to date a female. *end moment*
I thought that after our break up me and B.P were no more but I was wrong. He came back. Why? I guess theres more love there than expected.
Ok so now your caught up....................so in the month of August you got B.P still in the picture, L.F still wondering around and you have a new job and player B.M.
Read the next blog to find out what happend this WEEKEND.
People, events, and places are all real. Names of people and locations will be altered to keep my identity!! My name is Anonymous....lol....and this is my daily story. Now some people will call me names and disagree with my lifestyle and others might relate. Please note that all acts of intimacy involve safe sex. No kids for me and no STD's for me. Always strapped up.
Main players: Temporary Players:
B.P (main man in my life) B.M (co-worker)
N.P (close male friend)
L.F (was a man in my life)
G.C (best female friend)
T.S (best male friend)
C.T (dick giver)
Theres the line up at this point. If there are any changes I will let you guys know. For the first couple blogs I will include whats in parentheses so you can keep up.....after that only new players will be in parentheses.
Lets begin with......
What a fucked up New Years I had. I went back home to try to bring in the New Year with some good dick only to find out that this person I once knew to lay the pipe has now got issues keeping his dick hard!! What a waste of a trip! I live in a happening city and I went home for some bullshit. Its going to be an aweful year! One good thing that came out of Jan was I did some designing work with this guy N.P (close male friend). Now months later we are really cool friends and we still get together and do some designing. The first time we worked together was kinda weird but its all good now.
Around the middle of the month I meet B.P (main man) thru a very known friend. We are 2 completely different people. Opposites attract right........hahaha..........but opposites can also kill each other. During this month I went to see G.C (best female friend) in another country. I don't get to see this bitch that much so while I was there I wanted to have some fun. She had this male friend that was fine as all get out. I said HOOK IT UP. Now I knew that this guy had a girlfriend but I was like she don't know me I don't know her...........BAM I don't care. What goes on in another country stays in another country. Feel me? So on a Friday nite a whole crew of people got completely trashed and you know what happened right? Ol' boy fucked the shit out of me. It was great. No one knew about it though. Not even G.C!! But that will later come out.....
The months before were pretty much me and B.P (main man) getting to know each other, spending time together, fucking like rabbits ect. I got to know his personality. Let me tell you this fool right here is a blast to be with. He's fun as hell and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. I like that. Everything was going great until one day I get a text message from some chick who says that she is dating my man half way across the country. I was like get the fuck out of here. Not another one damn it things were going so fucking good too. Anyway, he say its a lie she say he's a liar.................evidence and the fact that I am a smart ass individual I conclude B.P is lying! But I choose to stay..........why you ask!! Well, since ol girl stays half way across the country they only were able to fuck once in March. Since I met B.P in Feb I felt like March was in the 30 day grace period. So I let it slide but I never forgot.
Still chilling with B.P trying to be a good woman but never forgetting the shit that went down in May I meet a guy at The Facility named L.F (was a guy in my life). L.F has it going on. He's fine as hell and successful. He's on a complete other level than B.P! L.F is on some grown and sexy shit. The problem with L.F he's boring as fuck and wrapped up in his work. Like dude get a life. I figured L.F just needed some pussy in his life to loosen up. But I wasn't really trying to do that cause I'm really feeling the fuck out of B.P and I didn't want to mess things up.
**Other events probably did take place that may or may not be important. Give me a break I can't remember everything**
I swear it just wasn't meant for B.P and me to be together. He's a dickhead. True colors start to show after a certain period. And BOY O BOY this mother fucker is like a damn rainbow. Sweet one minute bitchy the next. Reminds me of a bi-polar bitch that is PMSing. So July wasn't really a good month for B.P and me. And while all our shit is falling apart I am still seeing L.F. Now at this point I hadn't fucked L.F but my other relationship was so bad one nite I figured why not. So let me remind you that this dude is so wrapped up in work that he hasn't had sex in months. Me on the other hand..........I'm like a sex professional. One nite we are at dude's fly ass house and things get pretty hot. I'm running around naked and theres alot of kissing going on. So I'm like strap up lets do this. Would you believe this fool doesn't have any condoms!?
Hot and horny I'm like shit you got some cling wrap??!!! LOL we will wrap your dick up so fast!! Of course he didn't. RAINCHECK!! WTF!! So my year is turning out to be pretty fucked up.
Towards the end of the month L.F and me finally fuck........*shakes my head* wouldn't you know that this dudes dick is small as fuck!!!!!! I have had tampons in me bigger than his dick. I was like all this time you got to be kidding me! What a waste of a man. But now he's loosened up and he has money. I'm always game for dinner and movie, besides, theres always C.T (dick giver)
C.T is that guy that most woman have met that their sex game is so good you can only fuck them once every 3 months or so. If you do it more than that you might get sprung! I know the ladies feel me. So I figured I would keep L.F around cause by this time I found out the guy is pretty funny. His sense of humor makes up for his lacking in the dick department. Chill with L.F movies dinner ect then if I had to have sex with him I would but once I'm out of there I can call C.T. Flawless plan.............except where the fuck is C.T when I need him...........damn.....
Now we are in the right month I hope everyone is some what caught up. I know the recap sucked but I promise the daily life will be more detailed and far more interesting. Take this month for example.
B.P. and I broke up on some fucked up terms. I never thought we would end like that. At the begining of the month I decided to get a second job. I figured that it probably was a good thing that me and B.P broke up cause I won't really have time for him anyway.
My second job was a well known establishment that looked squeaky clean on the outside but once on the inside I found out it wasn't nothing but a whore house with an artifical name. I'm an attractive looking female and I know the only reason this place hired me was cause of my looks. Once I got in there all the guys wanted to fuck me. I'm like man..........I have a radar for people who just want to fuck. I'm at the point where all I care about is money. So fat ugly manager wants to fuck........okay.......we can make that happen but morgage is due. Pay like you weigh.
There was one half way decent guy B.M (co-worker). He seemed pretty cool of course he wanted to fuck but he had something else I wanted that no one else had.
*pause for inside my head moment*
I have never had sex with anyone of the same sex. But the older I got and the more dick I had fucked the more my mind started to wonder about fucking a female. Dick is cool but its greater when feelings are involved. If you're just fucking someone to be fucking someone after a while that shit gets boring. Dick is dick. It will never change. I said that if me and B.P ever broke up I was going to date a female. *end moment*
I thought that after our break up me and B.P were no more but I was wrong. He came back. Why? I guess theres more love there than expected.
Ok so now your caught up....................so in the month of August you got B.P still in the picture, L.F still wondering around and you have a new job and player B.M.
Read the next blog to find out what happend this WEEKEND.
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