WTF

Out of no where B.P starts accusing me of cheating today? Where on earth did he get that idea? I have no damn clue. But as far as I am concerned. I am not guilty of shit. So I tell him he's tripping and I would never cheat. All the shit men like to hear. He said that because I have a vacation to Mexico planned that I am up to something cause he is just now hearing about it. Now me and B.P haven't been doing well and during one of the those break ups I did indeed plan a trip..........with my family tho. So in my eyes this fool is tripping. He says that last minute shit is suspecious. Okay now check out how the end of today went. Remember he quit his job.......I still work. I talked to him several times today while he got this I'm cheating thing off his chest. Whatever. Eight something tonite he calls me and tells me that he has a "job" that he has to do. Ahhhhhhhhh excuse me..............thats a little last minute don't you think. B.P tells me that he knew about it all day but "FORGOT" to tell me. Oh mother fucker you forgot to tell me!! See I enjoy going with him when he does these "jobs" that he does on the side. And he knows I wanted to go. He waited to the last minute to tell me cause he knew by eight I was getting ready to go to bed for work the next morning. Bastard. I flip out. I'm like you've being on my ass all day about a family trip I'm taking in 3 damn weeks and you fucking forgot to tell me that you had to go do a "job" in 3 hours. Man please. I swear I don't know what is up with you fellows out there but trust me when I say WE WOMEN ARE NOT FUCKING STUPID! He tells me that I have ruined his nite and his "job" isn't going to be as successful because I can't stop bitching for one second.
Go kill yourself. Whatever.
Why not get rid of B.P completely you may ask? I'm comfortable. I don't want to take the time to meet someone knew. Know their likes and dislikes. I know B.P is a dickhead. Theres things about him I'm more willing to tolerate than if it were the next man. Anyway, he'll be kissing my ass tomorrow as usual. You men think that you can do shit and its okay but women can do the same shit and its a problem. Ah, please.