M.I.A

Whats up people? Ok so I have been M.I.A right? I have been tied up for 2 days. B.P(main man) has been here since Thursday. Nothing exciting really happened anyway. The days spent with B.P. were fine. No fighting just some good fucking! I haven't been to The Facility so I haven't ran into L.F. I guess he got the point. Damn shame to have someone that sexy with no sex game at all. O well. Its not my problem anymore.
Since nothing exciting happened lets do a flashback of a guy I dated for 2 weeks right before I met B.P.
So for this story we have S.D.
I met S.D ironically. The Facility is known to be home to a whole lot of men. So it plays a big role in my life and will be mentioned a lot. That's where I met S.D. I met S.D way before I met L.F.
Anyway, at one point there were no men in my life and it was rather boring. Since I am a Go Getter I figured I would just go out and choose someone that looks good and has some potential to fill up some time in my life. I had my eye on this one guy for some time but never made a move. One day I finally decided to write my number down and was going to give it to him the next chance I had. Well, while I was waiting for the right time I saw a girl walk right up to this dude and give him a kiss. BURN! Got damn it. Now this guy that I wanted to give my number to has best friend that always seemed to be attached at his hip. What are the odds that moments after I was going to give my number to old boy S.D comes up to me and starts talking to me? Now I have never had a conversation with S.D before this point so I thought it was rather ironic. Anyway we exchange numbers and decide to hook up in couple days. I'm thinking cool this should be fun. He's kind of cute and seems like a lot of fun. So we talk on the phone and I discover that S.D has a personality like mine. We are both sarcastic people. That's wonderful I like a shit talker, makes life more interesting. So our first date is to the movies. It was cool. Real nice guy. I think my wild ass embarrassed him a couple times. But all and all the date got an 8. I am trying really hard not to be a hoe and sleep with S.D the same nite as are first date. I succeed believe it or not. The second date tho......I failed. LOL! He came over to my house and we started watching TV. Seemed harmless but I love aggression. Not like choking and beating aggression but like we were sitting on the couch watching TV then out of no where he leans over and kisses me. The kiss was okay. Not the best but it did get me hot! So things started getting pretty heated. He starts sucking on my neck which when that happens I get beyond turned on. We move to the bedroom and I open my "PLAY" box. This box has lubes, toys, and condoms. I prefer my own Magnum condoms cause some guys are sneaky and careless. Guys can destroy a condom just by carrying it their wallet. I prefer Magnums because if a Magnum does NOT fit on your dick then sorry I can't do anything with you. Period. So guys if you can't fill a Magnum condom out completely then YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS. You don't even have a dick. You just have a little penis. Okay anyway so I tell S.D to strap up and let's get it going. Condom on, pussy wet, I'm ready to go...............this mother fuckers dick won't stay hard!!! WOW! Upon entering into my pussy his dick goes soft. Everytime. And when he did get it hard it was hard for like a couple seconds. Now dude is not drunk and he is not high so what fuck is wrong with him???!?!?!? To this day I don't know. When his dick was hard I noticed that he did NOT fill out Magnums. Oh boy! Look what I got myself into. I'm horny as a porn star and I'm here with this mother fucker who not only has a little penis but can't keep his shit hard!! So..........to make an exhausting and aggravating story short 5 condoms and 3 hours later ............I'm still horny as fuck and I haven't bust not one nutt. Can you believe that? 5 of my precious condoms later I still hadn't got fucked properly!!!!
Now because dude and I had such similar personalities I kept him around after that awful display. And take my word the second time was just as bad. After that, he was gone. If I am trying to have sex with a guy and after he leaves I have to get in the shower and play with myself to get my own nutt then I'm sorry it is apparent that this isn't going to work out. However, S.D and I remain pretty cool friends. He occasionally says something stupid like "Ight girl so I will be at your house at 9 to beat the brakes off your pussy." I just laugh!! What else can I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Its funny as shit. Beat the brakes off this pussy?? Really?? The only beating that I would receive from S.D's PENIS is the Magnum rubbing against my dry, not turned on pussy. That's the end of that flashback. You may hear my mention S.D's name again. So log that away.
Anyway good people. Good nite!