Hello Blog Readers!!! I would like to share with you my daily life. I know your probably saying ..."No, not another one." But my life tends to be rather juicy at times. If it weren't for someone else telling me that my life should be a book this blog wouldn't be here. So lets get right down to The Intro and The Catch Up.
People, events, and places are all real. Names of people and locations will be altered to keep my identity!! My name is Anonymous....lol....and this is my daily story. Now some people will call me names and disagree with my lifestyle and others might relate. Please note that all acts of intimacy involve safe sex. No kids for me and no STD's for me. Always strapped up.
Main players: Temporary Players:
B.P (main man in my life) B.M (co-worker)
N.P (close male friend)
L.F (was a man in my life)
G.C (best female friend)
T.S (best male friend)
C.T (dick giver)
Theres the line up at this point. If there are any changes I will let you guys know. For the first couple blogs I will include whats in parentheses so you can keep up.....after that only new players will be in parentheses.
Lets begin with......
What a fucked up New Years I had. I went back home to try to bring in the New Year with some good dick only to find out that this person I once knew to lay the pipe has now got issues keeping his dick hard!! What a waste of a trip! I live in a happening city and I went home for some bullshit. Its going to be an aweful year! One good thing that came out of Jan was I did some designing work with this guy N.P (close male friend). Now months later we are really cool friends and we still get together and do some designing. The first time we worked together was kinda weird but its all good now.
Around the middle of the month I meet B.P (main man) thru a very known friend. We are 2 completely different people. Opposites attract right........hahaha..........but opposites can also kill each other. During this month I went to see G.C (best female friend) in another country. I don't get to see this bitch that much so while I was there I wanted to have some fun. She had this male friend that was fine as all get out. I said HOOK IT UP. Now I knew that this guy had a girlfriend but I was like she don't know me I don't know her...........BAM I don't care. What goes on in another country stays in another country. Feel me? So on a Friday nite a whole crew of people got completely trashed and you know what happened right? Ol' boy fucked the shit out of me. It was great. No one knew about it though. Not even G.C!! But that will later come out.....
The months before were pretty much me and B.P (main man) getting to know each other, spending time together, fucking like rabbits ect. I got to know his personality. Let me tell you this fool right here is a blast to be with. He's fun as hell and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. I like that. Everything was going great until one day I get a text message from some chick who says that she is dating my man half way across the country. I was like get the fuck out of here. Not another one damn it things were going so fucking good too. Anyway, he say its a lie she say he's a liar.................evidence and the fact that I am a smart ass individual I conclude B.P is lying! But I choose to stay..........why you ask!! Well, since ol girl stays half way across the country they only were able to fuck once in March. Since I met B.P in Feb I felt like March was in the 30 day grace period. So I let it slide but I never forgot.
Still chilling with B.P trying to be a good woman but never forgetting the shit that went down in May I meet a guy at The Facility named L.F (was a guy in my life). L.F has it going on. He's fine as hell and successful. He's on a complete other level than B.P! L.F is on some grown and sexy shit. The problem with L.F he's boring as fuck and wrapped up in his work. Like dude get a life. I figured L.F just needed some pussy in his life to loosen up. But I wasn't really trying to do that cause I'm really feeling the fuck out of B.P and I didn't want to mess things up.
**Other events probably did take place that may or may not be important. Give me a break I can't remember everything**
I swear it just wasn't meant for B.P and me to be together. He's a dickhead. True colors start to show after a certain period. And BOY O BOY this mother fucker is like a damn rainbow. Sweet one minute bitchy the next. Reminds me of a bi-polar bitch that is PMSing. So July wasn't really a good month for B.P and me. And while all our shit is falling apart I am still seeing L.F. Now at this point I hadn't fucked L.F but my other relationship was so bad one nite I figured why not. So let me remind you that this dude is so wrapped up in work that he hasn't had sex in months. Me on the other hand..........I'm like a sex professional. One nite we are at dude's fly ass house and things get pretty hot. I'm running around naked and theres alot of kissing going on. So I'm like strap up lets do this. Would you believe this fool doesn't have any condoms!?
Hot and horny I'm like shit you got some cling wrap??!!! LOL we will wrap your dick up so fast!! Of course he didn't. RAINCHECK!! WTF!! So my year is turning out to be pretty fucked up.
Towards the end of the month L.F and me finally fuck........*shakes my head* wouldn't you know that this dudes dick is small as fuck!!!!!! I have had tampons in me bigger than his dick. I was like all this time you got to be kidding me! What a waste of a man. But now he's loosened up and he has money. I'm always game for dinner and movie, besides, theres always C.T (dick giver)
C.T is that guy that most woman have met that their sex game is so good you can only fuck them once every 3 months or so. If you do it more than that you might get sprung! I know the ladies feel me. So I figured I would keep L.F around cause by this time I found out the guy is pretty funny. His sense of humor makes up for his lacking in the dick department. Chill with L.F movies dinner ect then if I had to have sex with him I would but once I'm out of there I can call C.T. Flawless plan.............except where the fuck is C.T when I need him...........damn.....
Now we are in the right month I hope everyone is some what caught up. I know the recap sucked but I promise the daily life will be more detailed and far more interesting. Take this month for example.
B.P. and I broke up on some fucked up terms. I never thought we would end like that. At the begining of the month I decided to get a second job. I figured that it probably was a good thing that me and B.P broke up cause I won't really have time for him anyway.
My second job was a well known establishment that looked squeaky clean on the outside but once on the inside I found out it wasn't nothing but a whore house with an artifical name. I'm an attractive looking female and I know the only reason this place hired me was cause of my looks. Once I got in there all the guys wanted to fuck me. I'm like man..........I have a radar for people who just want to fuck. I'm at the point where all I care about is money. So fat ugly manager wants to fuck........okay.......we can make that happen but morgage is due. Pay like you weigh.
There was one half way decent guy B.M (co-worker). He seemed pretty cool of course he wanted to fuck but he had something else I wanted that no one else had.
*pause for inside my head moment*
I have never had sex with anyone of the same sex. But the older I got and the more dick I had fucked the more my mind started to wonder about fucking a female. Dick is cool but its greater when feelings are involved. If you're just fucking someone to be fucking someone after a while that shit gets boring. Dick is dick. It will never change. I said that if me and B.P ever broke up I was going to date a female. *end moment*
I thought that after our break up me and B.P were no more but I was wrong. He came back. Why? I guess theres more love there than expected.
Ok so now your caught up....................so in the month of August you got B.P still in the picture, L.F still wondering around and you have a new job and player B.M.
Read the next blog to find out what happend this WEEKEND.
Monday, August 27, 2007
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